For your adorable little miracle who currently contributes nothing financially and shits their pants several times a day.

Every Allstar has to start somewhere.

For now, your Future Allstar’s training program consists primarily of tummy time, crying so loud at 2:14 AM they wake the.neighbors, drinking milk like they’re closing down the worst dive bar in the world, and aggressively filling diapers immediately after you changed them.

This soft Allstar Bus onesie lets everyone know that someday this tiny potato may be running, jumping, tumbling, and participating on The Allstar Bus.

Right now? They’re mostly farting.

A lot.

The snap-bottom design makes diaper changes easier because nobody wants to wrestle twelve decorative buttons while holding a baby covered in shit at 3:00 in the morning.

Future Allstar.

Current freeloading poop factory.

Cute as hell, though.