A stylish little sack for carrying all the useless shit your child considers absolutely fucking essential.

Sneakers? Yep.

Water bottle? Sure.

Snack? Obviously.

Seven sicks, half a crayon, a broken Hot Wheels car, somebody else’s LEGO guy, a rock shaped “like a heart,” and an acorn they’ll emotionally collapse over if you throw away?

Plenty of room.

The Allstar Bus Drawstring Backpack is lightweight, bright red, easy to carry, and perfect for school, sports, sleepovers, Allstar Bus days, or transporting whatever bizarre collection of crap your child has accumulated since breakfast.

They’ll proudly carryt it for approximately eight minutes, then say, “Can you hold this?”

Of course you can. Because apparently reproducing automatically turns you into a fucking bellhop.